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Best Friends, Guiltiest Walk Ever, & Witty Statuses

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Score more likes, share these… Witty Facebook Statuses: You call it “Road Rage”, but I call it “Aggressively maneuvering around idiots who don’t know how to drive”. Self-control is saying “that’s enough episodes for tonight.” Looking at you… Netflix! I can be a pretty big asshole when I’m hungry. You never know how dirty a […]

Netflix, Sleep Laughing Baby, and Playful Status Updates

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Make your weekend last, share these… Top 20 Playful Facebook Status Updates: No talky before coffee. I love the point when you are so tired that everything is funny. When you hear a certain song that instantly brings you back to a certain time of your life. Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously […]

Cute Little One, Netflix, & Silly Statuses

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Happy Monday, get more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. _______/___________o/__ #SharkWeek A boy seeks revenge…A man moves on while Karma does the dirty work. It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family. Don’t […]