Get more likes, share these… Top Facebook Statuses This Week: Hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you’re […]
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Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses
Here’s the breakdown… Best Status Updates on Facebook this week: You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness. […]
LIKE Rule, Puppy Learning to Walk, & Top Status Updates
Get more LIKEs per status, share these… Top Statuses for Facebook: Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is. Before I eat chips, I have […]