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The Small Victories of Memeing

June 25, 2016 by FunnyStatus Team

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70MPH Mobility Scooter, Cool Dog Pack, & Funny Status Updates

February 8, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Be more LIKEd share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. Friday: YES ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: yo WTF just […]

Busted iPhone Text, New Years Eve, & Funny Statuses

December 30, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds. I’m not fat, […]

iPad Kitty, Dog Ears, & Funny Statuses for Facebook

December 22, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) There’s always that awkward moment when all your friends have boyfriends and you’re single. Have you ever decided it […]

EPIC Holiday Lights, Koala Bear, & Funny Statuses

December 21, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon. On the keyboard of life, always […]

Hippo Fart, Gangster Explanation & EPIC Statuses

December 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKES share these… Epic Status Updates for Facebook: Taking your phone out in class or work and constantly refreshing Facebook. We all do it.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I wish someone would name a beer “The Mondays.” That way whenever someone said they have a case of the Mondays it would be […]

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