EPIC Holiday Lights, Koala Bear, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.
  • Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
  • Lets be honest, no one hates saying “I told you so.”
  • No one is listening until you fart.
  • During desperate times I will never be above drinking cheap beer.
  • When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”   (323+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Giving your friend “the look” when you see someone attractive.
  • Thought of something brilliant? Just google it, and you will soon realize how uncreative you really are.
  • Only in America… do banks leave safe doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  • I feel genuinely proud of myself whenever I manage to peel the label of something in one piece without any sticky residue.
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  • It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

Adorable Koala Bear just hanging out in someones hand…

Adorable Koala Bear

Dawwwwww, how cute! Post to your Facebook wall and see how many LIKEs and comments you get 🙂

EPIC Holiday Lights:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa6msB00Ds[/youtube]

Wow, what a show! Would love to see that one in person 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this epic holiday celebration.

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