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- My mom said no. LOL JK. I just don’t wanna hang out with you.
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- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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- One of the quickest ways for a young person to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will think he’s after his job.
- The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
- I feel bad for rappers. They all seem to get hand-me-downs from people that are much bigger than them.
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- Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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