iPad Kitty, Dog Ears, & Funny Statuses for Facebook

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  • That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
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  • Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can’t remember her name = The life of Rihanna, OH NA NA THATS A SHAME
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  • Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.   (105+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to “single” and your ex likes it.
  • One of the quickest ways for a young person to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will think he’s after his job.
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  • Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
  • Ever wonder how many strangers took a picture, with you in the background?
  • If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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Aww-Dorable Lil Dog Ears…

Dog Ears

I’m 1 in Dog Ears 🙂  Post to your Facebook wall for tons of comments & LIKEs (Source: IMGUR)

Kitty enjoys the iPad just as much as you do…


And you thought Laser Pointers + Cat was awesome, the app is spectacular! Post to your Facebook wall and see if your friends Cats would react the same way 🙂

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