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- If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody,…come sit next to me.
- Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I’m confused
- If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done…
- The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
- If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes. (223+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I love finding money in my clothes.
- When I’m alone in my house, every sound scares the crap out of me.
- Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
- Save as: fjhdsk … The file fjhdsk already exists … fjhdsk 2.
- *Someone breaks up* here come the depressing statuses…
- I hate when I accidentally type my password into my user name box.
- You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.
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