Hippo Fart, Gangster Explanation & EPIC Statuses

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Epic Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Taking your phone out in class or work and constantly refreshing Facebook. We all do it.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I wish someone would name a beer “The Mondays.” That way whenever someone said they have a case of the Mondays it would be a good thing.
  • He broke your heart? Break his xbox.
  • If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody,…come sit next to me.
  • Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I’m confused
  • If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done…
  • The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
  • If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes. (223+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I love finding money in my clothes.
  • When I’m alone in my house, every sound scares the crap out of me.
  • Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
  • Save as: fjhdsk … The file fjhdsk already exists … fjhdsk 2.
  • *Someone breaks up* here come the depressing statuses…
  • I hate when I accidentally type my password into my user name box.
  • You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

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Wonderful Explanation

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