Start your week off right, share one of these… Smart Facebook Status Posts: You know you’re getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans! I only say “bless you” twice. If you sneeze a third time I assume you cant be blessed and you’re a demon who must be destroyed. Marriage is […]
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Kids These Days, Sax Battle, and Awesome Status Updates
Happy Monday, Score More Likes Share These… 20 Awesome Status Updates: Does running late count as exercise? The more photos you have to untag on Monday = The better your weekend was. May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again […]
Squirrel Hiding Spot, Kids These Days, and 20 Crazy Status Updates
Make your Monday suck less, share these… 20 Crazy Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep. Stop crying. You asked what I thought of your haircut and “macho” is a compliment where I come from, lady. Nutella: The answer to everything in life. My wife […]