Great Dane Tantrum, Instagram, and Great Facebook Statuses
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Best Commercial, Selfie, and Facebook Status Humor
Step your status game up, share these… Facebook Status Humor: My dog is cooler than most people. I make love like I use semicolons; rarely and probably incorrectly. I haven’t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn’t blue. You say “it’s complicated”, I think “you’re unstable”. I’m that horrible […]
Chewbacca Dog, Funny Statuses, & Facebook Status of the Week
Best way to LIKE street is, sharing these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: That awkward moment when someone isn’t texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums. […]
Tiny Dancer, Troll Dolls, & Terrific Status Ideas
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