Halloween on a Friday? That’s what I’m talking about! Share some laughs, share one of these… Halloween Status Updates 2014: Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, “that ghost”…. Now I have to move houses. Halloween is, by far, the safest day to […]
Halloween Status Updates
Halloween Status Updates, Pranks, and Bat KittEhhh!
Happy Halloween, share these… Top 20 Halloween Status Updates: How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy??? It seems to only be affecting the little ones. That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes… Halloween […]
Halloween Themed Status Updates, Jokes, Pictures, & Videos.
Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses… Halloween Status Updates for Facebook: Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and […]
Monkey Bodyguard, Adorable Music, & Fun Status Updates
Status Updates for everyone… Fun Facebook Status Updates: Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) My husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman. If you can’t face it, moon it. Would you like […]