Status Updates for everyone…
Fun Facebook Status Updates:
- Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- My husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.
-
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
-
If you can’t face it, moon it.
-
Would you like to save $775 a year on your Car Insurance!? Walk…
-
I wonder why Facebook gives you the option of “liking” your own status? Of course I like my own status. I’m awesome.
- That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to reply to someones text… (160+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
-
If you’re trying to improve your memory, lend someone money.
-
On Halloween when the bowl says ‘Take one’ You consider that as ‘Take a handful and run’
-
If you really wanna make your friend feel awkward, wait for a quiet moment, then say “Did you really just think that in your head?”
-
LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.
-
“Have I ever told you about my kids?” “No, and I appreciate it.”
- I am not a master of disaster. I am merely an apprentice.
-
Whoever said,”It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission” was obviously never married.
-
Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
-
Two secrets to keep your marriage happy.. When you’re wrong, admit it, and, when you’re right, shut up.
-
I’ll play fair if I get to make up the rules. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
-
My healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.
Just Monkeying Around…
Wouldn’t you love to have a Monkey as a bodyguard? Post this awesome picture and ask your Facebook friends what they think!
Adorable Cover Song:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L64c5vT3NBw[/youtube]
If that doesn’t make your heart melt, I don’t know what will! Share on your wall to see your friends reaction.
Craving more funny statuses, awesome pictures, and epic videos? “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Use our *NEW* Facebook App for 11,001+ of Facebook statuses to choose from!
