Halloween on a Friday? That’s what I’m talking about! Share some laughs, share one of these… Halloween Status Updates 2014: Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, “that ghost”…. Now I have to move houses. Halloween is, by far, the safest day to […]
Halloween Jokes
Halloween Themed Status Updates, Jokes, Pictures, & Videos.
Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses… Halloween Status Updates for Facebook: Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and […]
Pet Costumes, Light Show, & Halloween Statuses
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