Pet Costumes, Light Show, & Halloween Statuses

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Halloween Facebook Status Updates, Jokes, & One Liners:

  • If you pre-buy Halloween candy, you will inevitably re-buy Halloween candy. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
  • How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
  • Retreat (adj.) —To get another piece of candy.
  • Here lies Eddie Drake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
  • Here lies Good Ol’ Ned, a giant rock fell on his head.
  • Happy Halloween. You don’t need a costume, your face is scary enough as is. (70+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
    Because he’s a pain in the neck.
  • Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.
  • I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?
  • That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
  • Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day
  • How do monsters tell their future?
    They read their horrorscope.
  • Halloween aka Homeless Peoples Christmas
  • Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately.
  • What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
    Sleeping booty.
  • What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
    A pumpkin patch.
  • Halloween isnt really that different than any other day.. everyones still pretending to be someone or something their not.
  • I always give the kids extra candy on Halloween because I know my neighbor gives them “Healthy alternatives”. I also provide free eggs to the kids so they can provide healthy alternatives to my neighbors home.
  • What did the mother ghost say her children? ‘Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.’  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Best Dog Costume Ever?
Funny Dog Costume
Halloween Party Rockin’ Light Show:
How amazing is that? It’s like Christmas on Halloween! Share with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & Comments 🙂

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