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Halloween Facebook Status Updates, Jokes, & One Liners:
- If you pre-buy Halloween candy, you will inevitably re-buy Halloween candy. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
- Retreat (adj.) —To get another piece of candy.
- Here lies Eddie Drake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
- Here lies Good Ol’ Ned, a giant rock fell on his head.
- Happy Halloween. You don’t need a costume, your face is scary enough as is. (70+Likes in 7 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.
- Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.
- I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?
- That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
- Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day
- How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
- Halloween aka Homeless Peoples Christmas
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
- What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
- What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch.
- Halloween isnt really that different than any other day.. everyones still pretending to be someone or something their not.
- I always give the kids extra candy on Halloween because I know my neighbor gives them “Healthy alternatives”. I also provide free eggs to the kids so they can provide healthy alternatives to my neighbors home.
- What did the mother ghost say her children? ‘Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.’ (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Best Dog Costume Ever?
Halloween Party Rockin’ Light Show:
How amazing is that? It’s like Christmas on Halloween! Share with your Facebook friends to get tons of LIKEs & Comments 🙂