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Showing Off FAIL, Hanging Out, & Statuses that get LIKEs

December 1, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local celebrity share these… Facebook Status Updates that get LIKEs: I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, it’s complicated? Really? What did thye do, steal your animal crackers? Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back […]

Life Lessons, Technology Scare, & 20 Funny Statuses

September 1, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Easy LIKEs & Comments post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) There’s no “I” in team, but there’s three in narcissistic and they’re all quite handsome. I was planning to take a flu shot until I […]

Kitty on Bike, Baby Eats Strawberries, & Funny Status Updates

May 31, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be the local Facebook celebrity by posting our… Funny Status Updates: When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word […]

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