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If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
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There’s no “I” in team, but there’s three in narcissistic and they’re all quite handsome.
- I was planning to take a flu shot until I found out it isn’t a kind of drink.
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Fools rush in… and get the best seats in the house.
- In dog beers…I’ve only had one.
- I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
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The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.
- I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside.
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Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old… as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
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6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married (150+Likes in 11minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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I’m making myself sick worrying about my health.
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That awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the road.
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Internet connection failed!: □ Wait patiently. ✔ Rape the refresh button.
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I HATE WHEN IM TEXTING while laying down, and then I drop the phone on my face.
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That Awkward Moment When the room is dead silent and your stomach growls.
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9 year olds today have Facebook, Twitter, phones, iPods. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
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Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns.
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That annoying moment when… You spend an hour waiting for a reply And realize that your text never sent.
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Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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There’s a bug in my computer. I believe it’s looking for a byte to eat.
Bonus Funny Quote: “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.” — Josh Billings
Yesterdays Awesome Status Updates…
Learning Life Lessons, the hard way…
Poor kitty is in for a rude surprise! Share that one with your Facebook friends and watch the interesting reactions pour in.
Afraid of Technology:
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