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Facebook Status Updates that get LIKEs:
- I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless” (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, it’s complicated? Really? What did thye do, steal your animal crackers?
- Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
- Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh!
- Missed the gym yesterday…. That makes 10 years in a row, a new record.
- 5 minutes & no’LIKES’? Well then…*Deletes status*
- Constipation and procrastination are similar. In both conditions you don’t give a crap.
- LIKE if you agree… being outside counts as exercise. (209+Likes in 12minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Everyone has that friend that did something in high-school that they will NEVER live down.
- Let your past make you better not bitter.
- I think the Airlines should let you exit a plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
- People that say “money can’t buy happiness” either have no money or buying the wrong crap.
- MTV has “My super sweet 16” and “When I was 17” what is next? “Officer, I swear she was 18!?”
- Whenever you’re talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000.
- Do you hear someone crying? That would be your 2nd grade Grammar teacher after reading your facebook status update.
- Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Dear Facebook, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone
Just a lil’ Kitty Hanging Out:
Post that one to your wall and see if any of your Facebook friends want to Hang out 🙂
Boy Impresses Girl FAIL:
OUCH! Poor guy needs to tone it down a bit. Share that with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this romeo gone wrong.