Showing Off FAIL, Hanging Out, & Statuses that get LIKEs

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Facebook Status Updates that get LIKEs:

• I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, it’s complicated? Really? What did thye do, steal your animal crackers?
• Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
• Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh!
• Missed the gym yesterday…. That makes 10 years in a row, a new record.
• 5 minutes & no’LIKES’? Well then…*Deletes status*
• Constipation and procrastination are similar. In both conditions you don’t give a crap.
• LIKE if you agree… being outside counts as exercise.  (209+Likes in 12minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Everyone has that friend that did something in high-school that they will NEVER live down.
• Let your past make you better not bitter.
• I think the Airlines should let you exit a plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
• People that say “money can’t buy happiness” either have no money or buying the wrong crap.
• MTV has “My super sweet 16” and “When I was 17” what is next? “Officer, I swear she was 18!?”
• Whenever you’re talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000.
• Do you hear someone crying? That would be your 2nd grade Grammar teacher after reading your facebook status update.
• Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Dear Facebook, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone

Just a lil’ Kitty Hanging Out:

Post that one to your wall and see if any of your Facebook friends want to Hang out 🙂 

Boy Impresses Girl FAIL:

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OUCH! Poor guy needs to tone it down a bit. Share that with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this romeo gone wrong.