Crazy Status Updates

My Voice, Whispering Dog, & 20 Crazy Status Updates

May 13, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Crazy Facebook Status Updates:

Squirrel Hiding Spot, Kids These Days, and 20 Crazy Status Updates

February 10, 2014 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your Monday suck less, share these… 20 Crazy Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep. Stop crying. You asked what I thought of your haircut and “macho” is a compliment where I come from, lady. Nutella: The answer to everything in life. My wife […]

Ice Avalanche, On Being Healthy, & Crazy Status Updates

December 10, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Step Your Status Game Up, Use These… Crazy Funny Statuses: I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-bullshit. Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait. If it came down to it, I could probably survive on Skittles and beer. Seeing a spider isn’t a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. Being […]