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Crazy Funny Statuses:
- I’m not anti-social,
I’m anti-bullshit. - Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait.
- If it came down to it, I could probably survive on Skittles and beer.
- Seeing a spider isn’t a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
- Being productive sounds like a good plan until you have to put on clothes.
- Do you ever think Luigi is pissed that they are called Mario Brothers and not Luigi Brothers?
- Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
- I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
- I hate “2-faced” people.
It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first. - If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
- 2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on New Year’s Eve.
- The worst thing about having a Costco membership is having to hire a lifeguard every time my son opens our pickle jar.
- People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that shit to yourself.
- I hate it when I get the point, but the person continues to elaborate.
- Ever wish the choice you made and the “right thing to do” were the same thing?
- My biggest fear used to be getting sick and dying, now it’s of me dropping my iPhone in the toilet.
- I’m not sure if I’m hungry but I’m gonna eat anyway just in case.
- Best part about not having a boyfriend is not having someone ignore me during football season.
- If somebody ever stole my identity, I’m pretty sure they’d give it right back.
- If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
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WOW! They are lucky nobody got hurt. That was insane!
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