Make someones Monday, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Only 3 things can make me go running. When someone yells,”Fire!”, “Free Food!”, or”The free food’s on fire!” Goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti. When I’m at home, NSFW stands for Not Safe For Wife. Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes […]
Clever Facebook Status Posts
Praying, Epic Shower Scare, and Clever Status Posts
Make Monday fun, share one of these… Clever Facebook Status Posts: I didn’t recognize you without a filter. You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t […]
Peeling Apples, Silence, and Clever Facebook Status Posts
Make your weekend last longer, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: I’m exhausted just thinking of everything I have to do. You’re kind of a bitch and I like it. It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food. I hope I never have to run for my […]