Merry Christmas! Time for our Funny Christmas Status Update spectacular… Funny Christmas Status Updates: Hope your holiday is full of family and fun. And good luck combining those two! All I want for Christmas is for these calories to not count. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt. I knew you […]
Christmas Status Updates
Reindeer Kitty, Uber Athlete Machine, & Awesome Statuses
More likes per share, use these… 20 Awesome Facebook Status Updates: The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence. This Christmas, I’ve decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I don’t like can kiss my butt. No means […]
Penguin Tickle, Grumpy Christmas, & Great Status Posts
Get more likes, share these… 21 Great Facebook Status Posts The less you give a damn, the happier you will be. Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them. Rap Music is like Scissors…it […]
Merry Christmas Pug, Sexy Light Show, & Holiday Statuses
HO HO HO, get your Holiday Status on share these… Christmas Status Updates for Facebook: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet hes pissed that I beat him to it. I put […]