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Angry Birds

Parkour Dog, Angry Birds, & Great Status Posts

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Make your newsfeed exciting, with these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you’re talking and your gum falls out of your mouth. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – *JUST UPDATED* ) A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others’ mistakes. You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a […]

AngryBirds, Like A Boss, & 15 Epic Status Updates

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Get mo’ LIKEs, share these.. EPIC Statuses for Facebook: Studies have shown that 231,823,764people are too lazy to read this number.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless. Say “I won a math debate” 5 times really fast! […]

Angry Birds, Obama gets Stuck, and 15 Epic Status Updates

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Welcome back! Make your Facebook friends revel in your wittiness by posting these… 15 Epic Status Updates: I can’t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams. She’s seen me in a lot of awkward situations. […]