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Inspirational Turtle, Twins Dancing, & Great Status Update Ideas

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Status ideas for every occasion… Great Status Updates for Facebook: Why was the cat in the bag in the first place??? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, the world would be a different place. I see a little silhouetto […]

Seal Man, Adorable Piglet, & Facebook Status Updates

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Get more LIKEs post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow… (From our ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) FACEBOOK: the only place where i can be married to my best friend, & have more than 20 siblings. That awkward […]

Sleepy Doggie, Beer Scooter, & Facebook Statuses

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Great Statuses for every occasion… Facebook Status Updates: People who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. I couldn’t care less, but I’m working on it. Judging by the hair on the furniture, I’m surprised I have […]