Happy New Year, Make Someone Smile in 2015… 20 Absurd Facebook Statuses: After socializing and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet. If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone’s house, I eat a few pieces. Hookah is just a […]
Absurd Facebook Statuses
Thirsty Bird, Caring Father, and Absurd Facebook Statuses
One of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Absurd Facebook Statuses: I Put Red Bull in my coffee pot this morning instead of water. Right now, I can see noises. Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them? When I was little I didn’t care about […]
Whale Lifts Kayak, Scary Boats, and Absurd Facebook Statuses
Get through Hump Day, share these…. Absurd Facebook Status Updates: If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick. My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. I like to run in front of people approaching automatic doors and shout, […]