Rude Awakening, Cute Puppy, & Best Status Posts

The easy road to LIKEs, share these…

Best Status Updates for Facebook:

• Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• Don’t let the people who do so little for you, control so much of your feelings and emotions.
• Having only a few friends is a blessing, because otherwise you’d just have a ton of fake ones.
• One of my greatest fears is that I’ll one day think my status update is my search bar.
• One day, I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am.
• Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody texts me.. forever alone.
• LIKE IF you love that one second of no rain when it’s pouring down when you drive under a bridge.
• If you cheat on someone that’s willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself.  (280+LIKEs in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it.
• I miss you, when something really good happens, you’re the first one I want to share it with.
• When I’m bored nobody texts me. When I’m busy I’m the most popular person on the planet.
• The new parent threat: “Stop doing that or I will take a picture and put it on Facebook for the world to see.”
• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.

This Puppy might be melting into his pillow…

That’s how I feel when I lay down to take an afternoon nap! Hover your mouse over that adorable puppy to share him on Facebook 🙂 then watch the LIKEs roll in.

This is why you don’t sleep at amusement parks…

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Awww poor little guy! Leave it to your parents to pull a harmless prank like this one to make you appreciate what you’ve got. Share on your Facebook wall to see what your friends think of this rude awakening.