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Daily Facebook Status Update

May 30, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

We allllll know you lack creativity so here ya go:

  • What’s all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don’t they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system?
  • Virgins just don’t know what they’re missing!
  • All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through all the security at the airPORT.
  • Lying is a key to survival.
  • I think there’s a huge conspiracy with the news media. They murder people and commit other crimes so that they can always have stories.

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