Shoot To Turn Off, 20 Funny Statuses, Whisper Wilson
Shoot To Turn Off Storm Trooper Clock 20 Funny Statuses Worth Sharing: I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping. Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday. Sometimes I don’t even know if I’m kidding. I once took a […]
Must Have Been Chipotle…
“This burrito is delicious but filling”
Nerds In The Yard, Statuses to Steal, & Supercats
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.. Never trade your Charizard.. 20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing: “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request. Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes. Am I the only […]
Friday Is Here!
Share if you’re just as excited that the weekend is here!
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