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Perfectly Timed Thief Steals Beats Headphones

January 4, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj78cMX4PAQ[/youtube] That would suck! Note to self: Pay attention to your surroundings! Be safe out there, peoples. Share this video to warn of what can happen when not paying attention to what’s going on around you. Who do you think is to blame? The apathetic guy dancing around or the perfectly timed thief?

15 Status Posts That Score Likes, Guaranteed.

January 3, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your Facebook game up with these LIKEable status posts… When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of. Not only is she out of your league, you two aren’t even playing the same sport. Are you […]

Yup, he’s real.

January 3, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Finally, they’ve located the guy from the UP Movie in real life. Phew! We were worried about Mr. Fredrickson. Share on your Facebook 🙂

Best Milk Commercial Ever…

January 3, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8[/youtube] I don’t know about you but, I’m going to be carefully watching my cats from now on! If you enjoyed this video, share on Facebook!

Dog Stairs, Unintended Optical Illusion, and Great Status Posts

January 2, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: I grew up in the era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games. Never confuse education with intelligence. Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water. I drank it. – The Opportunist I just […]

Pet Fox, Cartoon Hero, &Top 20 Status Updates

January 1, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to 2013, share these… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates this week: I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. That awkward moment when you have no drink left, but you still take a sip for something to do. “People should just mind their own business,” probably the […]

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