Status Updates for Thanksgiving – Stuffed with bonus content!

Hello everyone!  Hope you’re excited for a great holiday.  Here are some awesome status updates you can use…

Funny Status Updates for Thanksgiving:

  • Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~Johnny Carson (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Update coming soon!)
  • How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
    One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  • I asked my kid “do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?”
    He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
  • Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off? Because the buckle was on his hat!
  • Everyday is like Thanksgiving for me…People always give me “The Bird” and tell me to “Stuff It!” ツ (Thanks @Becky from our Funny Status Update Fan Page.)
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart
  • What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
  • You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave. ~ Dylan Brody
  • When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat. ~ David Letterman
  • It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
    ~ Phyllis Diller
  • You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. ~ Jay Leno
  • An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~ Irv Kupcinet
  • I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.
  • Hopes the Thanksgiving turkey doesn’t Run off the table like last year! (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Thanksgiving. Not a good day to be my pants.


  • is thankful and somewhat humbled by receiving the Nobel Peace Prize
  • is thankful he isn’t one of the “Plus Eight” from Jon & Kate.
  • is thankful for his government bailout!!
  • is thankful he’s not a turkey

Funny Thanksgiving Picture to Post:

Ruh Roh!

Bonus Funny Picture to Post:

An oldie but a goodie 🙂

Funny Thanksgiving Video to Post:


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