From this week on Facebook… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Today while driving, I thought I saw a baby deer in the road and had to swerve to avoid hitting it with my car… missing it by inches. Turns out, it was only a Smart Car with those stupid reindeer antlers. I wouldn’t pay for […]
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Lamb Begs for Pets, Sneezing be like, and Top Facebook Status Posts
This Thursday, make someones day – share one of these… Top 20 Facebook Status Posts: The sh*tty thing about Thursday is it’s not Friday. Our friendship is bad for my liver. If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way. I need something that’s more […]