Score more likes, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: Lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation. I’m like that dress. Some people can’t see that I look exactly like George Clooney. My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours. […]
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Men Vs. Women, Sea Otter Dancing, & Slick Facebook Statuses
Make Thursday fun, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: I’m amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day. My favorite type of exercise is running… from responsibility. Why doesn’t my alarm clock deliver coffee? I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy […]