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Cup Stacking Otter, Lost Kitty, & Status Messages

August 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Messages 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right. Give a man a fish, […]

Clever Statuses, New Best Friends, & Blond on Escalator

November 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your Monday awesome by sharing these… Clever & Witty Status Updates for Facebook: A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Never react emotionally to criticism. Analyze and correct yourself to determine whether it is justified. “What doesn’t kill you […]

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