Happy New Years, stay safe out there everyone 🙂 Make 2015 count! New Years Eve Status Updates 2014: Facebook friends- Thank you for your many New Year’s wishes. Each and every one of them felt totally unique and completely sincere. xoxo Haven’t showered once in 2015. Fear less, trust more; take less, give more; whine […]
New Years Eve
New Years Eve Status Updates 2014
Happy New Years! Here’s to 2014 🙂 New Years Eve Status Updates: Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid shit you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99. I still think 1990 was 10 years […]
Busted iPhone Text, New Years Eve, & Funny Statuses
Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds. I’m not fat, […]