Life Is Short… Mind Blown… 20 Funny Statuses: It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet? You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups. I always scratch off the “Plus One” option on wedding invitations are replace it with “Drinking for two” The ultimate […]
Life
Life is like Soccer
My Life
My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol.
Happy Dance, Cute Lil’ Guy, & Funny Statuses
Happy Monday! Post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Don’t underestimate me. That’s my family’s job. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I try to see the best in everyone. They, however, are trying harder to hide it from me. Facebook. The brain laxative. Humidity is Gods way of telling women they spent […]