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August 19, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local Facebook Hero post these… Facebook Status Updates: Ⓟⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝ’ⓣ ⓑⓤⓡⓢⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. George Carlin For this year, I’m giving up women. Of course, it looks like they’ve pretty much beaten me […]

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February 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. Does this […]

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