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Halloween
Halloween Severed Head Prank!
“I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy”
Best Costume of the Year
I mean that looks hilarious and all, but the fake falling really sells it. I expect to see you all riding tiny bears this Halloween. Imagine an army of these coming at you.
Scary Bear, Halloween Kitty, and Good Statuses
Choose one that works for you, score likes… Good Status Posts for Facebook: When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?” (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard […]