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Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

June 1, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it. Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us: Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why is the f*ck is the […]

Daily Facebook Status Update

May 30, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

We allllll know you lack creativity so here ya go: What’s all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don’t they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system? Virgins just don’t know what they’re missing! All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through […]

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