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Best Commercial, Selfie, and Facebook Status Humor

April 23, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your status game up, share these… Facebook Status Humor: My dog is cooler than most people. I make love like I use semicolons; rarely and probably incorrectly. I haven’t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn’t blue. You say “it’s complicated”, I think “you’re unstable”. I’m that horrible […]

iPad Humor, Tired Doggie, & Status Humor

March 9, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Share these on Facebook… Golden STATUS Humor that will get you LIKEd… LIKE IF you say “never mind” when you don’t feel like repeating yourself.  (4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve… Mornings come in 3 […]

American Ninja, Panda Cat, & Status Humor

February 16, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Share your wit on FB, post these… Facebook Status Humor: I’m not ignoring you, I’m just doing something more important.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die. That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk. […]

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