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Funny Statuses, Fart Jokes, & Being a Kid Again

July 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get LIKES on FB post these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I wish I could commute by roller coaster. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I’d be more optimistic if I thought it would help. You want to know who the perfect man is? Mr. Coffee With age comes new skills. You can […]

Some Awesome Statuses Just for You!

March 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Been visiting our page for awhile now?  Funniest person on Facebook?  Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision? […]

Just post these and watch your Facebook friends reactions…

March 2, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back!  You know the place to get the goods. But, shhhhhh it’s a secret club.  Don’t go blabbin’ to your friends about us, that means you!  We can’t have everyone having witty statuses. Now post these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From […]

Facebook ASCII text art :: Snowflakes

November 5, 2008 by FunnyStatus Team

Always a good way to start winter!  Remember to use this in your facebook post simply highlight it all and right-click “copy” then right-click “paste” in your facebook post/profile/etc. * . * . _/ /_ . / / . . .. .. -==>: X :<==- _/ /_ ‘ /’ / _/ _ _//_ \// ‘ […]

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