Make your weekend last longer, share these… Entertaining Status Updates for the Weekend: The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.” Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great. Me and […]
Entertaining Status Updates
Godfather KittEh, Golden Guitar, and 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses
Get over hump day, share these… Top 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: I’m so in Debt, I could start a Government. I go deaf when I’m texting. What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes? When I go to bed, half the time I’m not really sleeping. I’m usually lying there making up scenarios in […]
Puppy Vs. Lemons, Kids Logic, & Entertaining Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Entertaining Facebook Statuses: Life becomes so much more fun once you decide to not care! In Dog Beers, I’ve only had one. Saying “just kidding” is a way to tell the truth without getting punched in the face. This “normal” that you speak of…it doesn’t sound fun at all. […]