Score more likes, share these… 20 Comical Facebook Statuses: If the government shutdown affected alcohol or internet porn they’d have this fixed by tomorrow morning. A bed designed like a toaster: it just launches your unwilling body out when the alarm goes. Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already […]
Comical Facebook Statuses
Kissing Booth, Water Bike, and 20 Comical Status Updates
Post these and the likes will fly… Comical Facebook Status Posts x 20: There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment. It’s a shame […]