Get more likes, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it. Babies need an […]
Best Facebook statuses
Cash Farming Dog, Love Illusion, & Best Status Updates
The comedic material that gets LIKEd… Best Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE this with your tongue. (95% of people can not do this!) ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum. Hate being fat. Love eating food. Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme […]