Step Your Status Game Up, Use These… Crazy Funny Statuses: I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-bullshit. Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait. If it came down to it, I could probably survive on Skittles and beer. Seeing a spider isn’t a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. Being […]
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Motivation, Soccer Dogs, and Hilarious Status Updates
IF these don’t make you laugh, there’s something wrong with you… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. When things don’t add up in your life, start subtracting. My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, […]