Happy Independence Day, share one of our special edition statuses… 4th of July / Independence Day Facebook Status Updates: Today is Independence Day. Time to throw tea in harbors, play with fire, abuse our freedoms, and answer every question with “Merica.” Happy Independence Day everybody! It’s not about getting drunk and shooting fireworks. Thank a veteran. […]
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New Years Eve Status Updates 2014
Happy New Years! Here’s to 2014 🙂 New Years Eve Status Updates: Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid shit you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome. I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99. I still think 1990 was 10 years […]