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Terrible Tuesday Status Updates…

June 1, 2009 by FunnyStatus Team

You are 2/5th’s the way through this week.  Keep on trucking and it’ll be Friday before you know it.

Meanwhile steal some Funny Facebook Status Updates from us:

  • Parking spots are the sluts of the garage world.
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • Why is the f*ck is the word abbreviation so long?
  • I can’t define irony;but, I know it when I see it.
  • There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

Link of the day: Nasa Space Shuttle Atlantis launching in High Def.

Share that with your friends they will be blown away.  Don’t forget to tell them you found it @ FacebookStatus.org

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