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- Serial killers rarely answer questions like, “Who’s There?” (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Facebook: For when the illusion of having friends is all you really need.
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RIP Steve Jobs. You left your mark on our desks, on our ears & in our hands.
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Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you… But don’t worry, because that’s bad for you too.
- Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.
- That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.
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There are two sides to every argument but I don’t have time to listen to yours.
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If it wasn’t for stress, I’d have no energy at all.
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I hate people that take ten years to text back.
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We live in the “WTF” generation. [W]ikipedia [T]witter [F]acebook (160+Likes in 9 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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I’d like to leave you with one thought. But I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it.
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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
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Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”
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Women over 50 don’t have babies because we would put them down and then forget where we left them.
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Quietest Place on Earth… The Ninja Library.
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I either get what I want or I change my mind.
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That was insensitive. I asked you to stop being stupid without considering how incredibly difficult that must be for you.
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I told my relatives to think before they speak and I haven’t heard a word from them since.
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No one would listen to you talk if they didn’t know it was their turn next. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Got pulled over today and cop said “papers”.. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!
Is this how your Dog reacts when he gets a phone call?
EPIC dog being epic, and that’s just it 🙂 Post that on your Facebook wall for tons of great comments & LIKES!
Son’s Reaction to Starwars:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbV5hn_ET0U[/youtube]
Wow, I hope my son has the same reaction he does! That’ll make a great conversation piece on your FB wall.
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