Skateboarding Fail, Tied up KittEhhh, and Clever Status Posts

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Clever Facebook Status Posts

  1. Any one can stay true to your face, it’s the people who stay true behind your back that really count.
  2. I’m not stalking you, I just know my way around the Internet.
  3. Updating my resume.. What’s a fancy way to say “I haven’t done anything for the past 6 months”?
  4. I used to avoid temptation, but now that I’m older, temptation seems to be avoiding me.
  5. When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life can be a real jerk sometimes.
  6. That awkward moment when you realize you still count with your fingers.
  7. Every single person on the planet has the reflexes of a superhero if you start scrolling through their photos while holding their phone.
  8. At the grocery store, they usually have 6 check out lanes open, unless it’s really busy, then they only use one.
  9. I’ve immatured.
  10. I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths.
  11. Thank you for pretending not to see me when I pretended not to see you.
  12. I hate doing laundry so much that I wait until the only thing I have left to wear is my prom dress.
  13. I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say: “I’ve been expecting you.”
  14. Currently considering going to bed before midnight. Who am I and what have I done with me?
  15. The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
  16. Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you can fall apart no matter how strong you are.
  17. If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
  18. Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
  19. If you have to ask if someone is interested in you, they’re not.
  20. Can you like this with your toe?

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KittEhhh is a little tied up:

sleeping kitty

Tied up kitty is adorable… just sneaking a little snooze!

This kid really wanted to be a professional skateboarder, and then this…

It was a short lived career in professional skateboarding 🙂 If you thought that was funny, share!

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