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Clever Facebook Status Posts
- Any one can stay true to your face, it’s the people who stay true behind your back that really count.
- I’m not stalking you, I just know my way around the Internet.
- Updating my resume.. What’s a fancy way to say “I haven’t done anything for the past 6 months”?
- I used to avoid temptation, but now that I’m older, temptation seems to be avoiding me.
- When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life can be a real jerk sometimes.
- That awkward moment when you realize you still count with your fingers.
- Every single person on the planet has the reflexes of a superhero if you start scrolling through their photos while holding their phone.
- At the grocery store, they usually have 6 check out lanes open, unless it’s really busy, then they only use one.
- I’ve immatured.
- I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths.
- Thank you for pretending not to see me when I pretended not to see you.
- I hate doing laundry so much that I wait until the only thing I have left to wear is my prom dress.
- I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say: “I’ve been expecting you.”
- Currently considering going to bed before midnight. Who am I and what have I done with me?
- The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
- Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you can fall apart no matter how strong you are.
- If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
- Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?
- If you have to ask if someone is interested in you, they’re not.
- Can you like this with your toe?
KittEhhh is a little tied up:
Tied up kitty is adorable… just sneaking a little snooze!
This kid really wanted to be a professional skateboarder, and then this…
It was a short lived career in professional skateboarding 🙂 If you thought that was funny, share!