Pumpkin Panda, Fluffy Butt Corgi, and Great Status Updates

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Great Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
  2. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.
  3. That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
  4. Everyone knows spray tans and Tang come from the same stem cells as Cheetos, so why does Wikipedia keep deleting my edits?
  5. If you have to end your statement with an lol, it probably wasn’t funny.
  6. Right now I feel like that one fry that somehow ends up in the onion rings.
  7. Just had a fake conversation on my phone to avoid having a fake converstion with a person.
  8. Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
  9. I’m not a second option. You either choose me or you lose me!
  10. No I don’t have a boyfriend, just someone who will be mad as hell to hear me say that!
  11. Without bad days, you’d never know what a good one was.
  12. Everyone has that one friend you just can’t bring anywhere cause they always embarrass you. If you can’t think of who that friend is, it’s you.
  13. I’ve come to terms with my schizophrenia. I’m finally happy with myselves
  14. How about a Home Alone movie where Macaulay Culkin is the dad and he leaves his kids at home because that’s all he knows?
  15. Truth: McDonalds has the best Coke ever.
  16. The more periods she writes after “ok…” the less okay things are.
  17. Worry about things you can control.
  18. Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
  19. Don’t try to understand women…women understand women and they hate each other.
  20. People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Funny Status iOS (Just Updated)

Take a look at my Fluffy Butt:

fluffy butt corgi

You know you couldn’t resist staring at dat fluffy butt!

Red Panda Freaks Out Over a Pumpkin:

I LOVES me a Red Panda!!! So cuddly and adorable, they just melt my heart. Especially when they’re bumbling around with a pumpkin like that one.

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