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- If your plan A doesn’t work, don’t sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters. (From our *RECENTLY UPDATED!* ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can’t text me back?
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
Talk about others and you’re a gossip. Talk about yourself and you’re a bore.
- LIKE IF YOU: Pull out your phone in public.. so you dont look like a loner.
Reading someone’s status and thinking ‘OH CRY ME A RIVER’
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle (161+Likes in 21minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Facebook is worth $14 billion. That’s just in lost productivity.
- Satire is being silly about the serious. Sport is the exact opposite.
Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out.
- How can you give your word and also keep it?
- They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
Every time I lose my phone, it’s always on either silent or vibrate. How convenient…
If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth , chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
Do you ever hear a thump while in the shower & then think your whole family is being killed and you’re next?
Another Adorable Puppy:
Doesn’t get much cuter than that folks! That will brighten anyone’s Monday on Facebook.
Old People Use Webcam for the First Time:
How adorable is that Grandpa? Post that one on your FB Wall to get tons of LIKEs and comments 🙂
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