Lucky Catch, Puppy Snooze, & Great Status Updates

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Just a lil’ puppy sneaking a snooze, that’s all…

sleeping puppy

Ah-dor-able. Share with your FB Friends and see what they think of this lil cutie 🙂

Kid gets an unbelievably lucky grab from his super nice brother…


What a grab! Kids are really motivated by cash these days, LOL! Post to your Facebook page and watch the LIKE’s & Comments fly right in.

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