Jedi Turtles, Troublemaker, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • My little sister’s password for the Disney website is “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto” I asked her why, She said: “They told me to use 4 characters” (From our amazingly funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.
  • My gas tank goes from zero to $30.00 in under a minute.
  • AHHH! I just remembered that I’m still “IT” from a game of tag back in 1999.
  • On a walk, my son saw a pay phone, asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry.
  • Work at home! Earn money! Believe anything!
  • Smoke detectors need to be tested from time to time. So, sometimes I cook something.
  • As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell “Got it!” and then run away. (189+Likes in 11.5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • “Hold on playa!” -Ghetto Yield sign.
  • I hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in my head and they don’t follow the damn script.
  • You know your talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark.
  • BRB Means I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation..
  • That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company..
  • The word “HATERS” begins with the word “HA” for a reason.
  • Played golf this morning. Missed a hole in one by just eight shots.
  • That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there’s strangers in your house.
  • I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Imagine coming home to this troublemaker…

Troublemaker Dog

Classic look on the dogs face! Post to your wall and see what your friends thing! [VIA: Imgur]

Jedi Turtles…


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