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Funny Statuses for Facebook:
- Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
- Why do prisoners get rewarded for “good behavior”? Shouldn’t I get rewarded for good behavior since I’ve managed to stay out of jail for 22 years?
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So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute.
- Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
- A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
- Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people “Happy Birthday,” ever. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can’t live without each other.
- Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
- Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I’ve never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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Saw this person’s photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I’D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “
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There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
Relationship Status: We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
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Clever Blond Joke:
LOL, didn’t see that one coming did you? Be sure to SHARE that one on FB.
Hipster Monkey in Hollywood:
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